What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 09:13

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
After a few moments he returns.
Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?